sanctegenesius:

I just got back from perhaps the most depressing wedding of my life.  But to spare all of an emo rant I have taken a cue from a part of the evening, an idea from the toasts.  As always advice is given for the new couple and I have had a running list of advice I have accumulated over time that I wish I knew before things happened.  Hope some of these are useful:

Hand over hand driving doesn’t work with a cigarette in hand

Don’t wear sandals to a heist

Don’t go on a flight with a guy named Gerald Hodd

If an Italian thinks you’re Italian (and you’re not)… go along with it

If you’re not dead you haven’t hit rock bottom

If you find yourself homeless, poor or both, donate plasma/couch surf

Count everything

Don’t fix a limp, walk with a cane

Plan ahead and you will be successful.  Live day-to-day and you will be human.

Use mac, no questions

Don’t date a blonde

Listen, listen, listen to music

Be rash, and do it quickly

Carry a pen everywhere

Don’t talk about your meds

If you don’t find something beautiful, figure out why

Dance in the rain

Skinny dip, if only once

Listen to advice, then get a second opinion

Whatever the waitress brings drink it and be satisfied

Depressing? Porque?

iwishiwas:

cassadaga:

shannonulation:

zoebarakat:

theepicfail:

yourevilsoul:

iamsecond:

zbt pb

(My name originally has 22 letters.)

op o t

interesting name, i haz.

gog p

my whole middle name is gone :O

Zo ox Pow

Ahahaha.

sho g bow

t vto do

AWESOME.

_ _ _ _ _ T_ _ _o_ B_t_ _ _

Good bye first name

My full name (Erin Marie Hall) can’t be spelled at all without those letters. Literally, my whole name is gone.